谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第二十一集
翻译：古镇少年
-嗨 妈-你怎么回来了?
- Hi, Ma. - What the hell are you doin' home?
你不是约了美容吗
I thought you had a beauty appointment.
我做完了 很早就结束了
I did. They finished early.
要是克里斯蒂·布林克利还能提早结束
On Christie Brinkley, they can finish early.
你得需要他们好好给你美容下
You need every minute they can spare.
现在回去吧
Now get back there.
他在这里 是吗?
He's here, isn't he?
-谁? -谁?罗科
- Who? - Who? Rocco.
罗科
Rocco.
我来提醒你一下
Let me refresh your memory.
你在警察指认中遇到的那个人
The man you met in the police lineup.
我是去指认偷我钱包的人的
I was there to identify the guy who stole my purse.
罗科因为莫须有的罪名去了那里
Rocco was there on a trumped-up charge.
妈 他们被逮到在广告牌上
Ma, they caught him on a billboard
在麦肯齐土豆身上喷些污言秽语
spray-painting something obscene on Spuds MacKenzie.
啤酒广告中的狗 牛头梗
那些广告中的狗实际上是一只母狗
The dog they use in those ads is really a female.
罗科只是在给他们纠错
Rocco was just making Spuds anatomically correct.
大概是喷了bitch 还有母狗的意思
妈 我跟你说 那人不是什么好人
Ma, I'm telling you, the man is bad news.
他没有工作 还赌博 他能有什么样的未来?
He has no job. He gambles. What kind of future does he have?
未来?他都85了 他的时间本来就不多了
Future? Please. He's 85. The man's got so little time,
在超市都只用"少于10件商品"的
he only uses the ten-items-or-less line at the supermarket.
收银通道来节约时间
看看谁来跟你打招呼了 罗科
Look who came to say hello, Rocco.
你好 桃乐茜
Hello, Dorothy.
很高兴见到你
Always a pleasure. Nice seeing you.
废话少说 把烟灭了 罗科
Cut the crap and put out the stogie, Rocco.
我喜欢你的风格
I like your style.
合适的衣装 合适的发型 声调高
Right suit, right haircut, voice a little higher,
你可以冒充弗兰克·尼蒂
you could pass as Frank Nitti.
芝加哥的美国黑帮
你到底在说什么?
What the hell are you talking about?
你声调可以再高一点的
A little higher, I think you got it.
你真的认识弗兰克·尼提?
You really knew Frank Nitti?
当然 弗兰克·尼蒂 达奇·舒尔茨 艾尔·卡彭
Well, sure. Frank Nitti, Dutch Schultz, Al Capone.
都是黑帮成员
你是说你是混黑道的吗?
Are you saying you were in the Mob?
底特律是我的地盘(我跑过底特律)
I ran... Detroit.
马拉松 他参加了底特律马拉松比赛
The marathon. He ran the Detroit marathon.
快来 我们接着打牌
Come on, come on. We're in the middle of a hand.
王炸 来吧
Four of a kind. Beat that.
同花顺 来吧亲爱的
Straight flush. Pay me, honey.
妈 你在干什么?
- Ma, what are you doing?
脱衣服啊 这是脱衣扑克
- Losing. It's strip poker.
行了!游戏结束了
That's it! Game's over.
你以为你是谁?唐纳德·特朗普?
Who do you think you are? Donald Trump?
这个赌场不是你的
You don't own this casino.
她总是对我指手画脚
She's always telling me what to do.
我女儿也是这么对我的
My daughter treats me the same way.
孩子们啊 一过了50岁 他们就认为自己无所不知
Kids. Once they're over 50, they think they know everything.
我真不敢相信我妈妈和那种货色在一起
I cannot believe my mother is hanging with that cheap hood.
你是说罗科?
- You mean Rocco?
不 萝丝 我是说斯皮罗·阿格纽
- No, Rose. I mean Spiro Agnew.
美国第37任副总统
他给了她一份高速公路合同 而不是身份手镯
He gave her a highway contract instead of an ID bracelet.
曾因从高速公路承包商收取回扣被指控
我当然是说罗科!
- Of course I mean Rocco!
我觉得他挺可爱的
- I think he's kinda cute.
他不可爱 他影响很坏
He is not cute. He is a bad influence.
自从妈开始和他约会 她就整天打电话
Since Ma started seeing him, she's on the phone all day,
整夜不睡
stays up all night.
昨天 她嘴里有奈奎尔感冒药的味道
Yesterday, she came home with NyQuil on her breath
副作用会有时产生异常兴奋感
他的手术袜还在她口袋里
and his surgical stockings in her pocket.
桃乐茜 我能问你件事吗?
Dorothy, can I ask you something?
我不知道这意味着什么
I don't know what it means.
我只是不喜欢这种可能性
I just don't like the possibilities.
不 我想问
No. I wanted to ask,
你觉得布兰琪最近是不是一直在找我麻烦?
do you think Blanche has been picking on me lately?
我没注意到
I haven't noticed.
嗨,布兰琪
Hi, Blanche.
你总是这么高兴吗?
Must you always be so cheerful,
你这个没头脑的冒牌玛丽·波平斯?
you empty-headed Mary Poppins knockoff?
《欢乐满人间》中的魔法保姆
如果你注意到什么就告诉我
Let me know if you notice anything.
布兰琪 你和萝丝怎么了?
Blanche, what's with you and Rose?
我告诉你吧 就这个
I'll tell you what. This.
-这什么? -萝丝的日记
- What is it? - Rose's diary.
-你拿它干什么?-它就放在餐桌上
- What are you doing with it? - It was lying on the table.
我把它拿起来 锁就开了 就…
I picked it up, and the lock just popped open just...
像这样
like this.
听听这个:
Listen to this:
“亲爱的日记 我不知道还能再忍受
"Dear Diary, I don't know how much longer
和这两头猪住在一起多久"
"I can stand living with these two pigs.
“当初搬来和他们一起住似乎是个
"Moving in with them seemed like a good way
省钱好办法 但事情已经失控了
"to save money, but it's getting out of hand.
一只猪叫得我睡不着
"If one isn't keeping me awake with her squealing,
另一只不时朝着我的脸打嗝”
the other one is belching in my face."
你有时确实会打嗝 桃乐茜
You do that sometimes, Dorothy.
在你吃完丹佛煎蛋卷之后
After you've had a Denver omelette.
你知道这是在侵犯萝丝的隐私
Now, you know this is a real invasion of Rose's privacy.
而且那是西班牙煎蛋卷
And it's a Spanish omelette.
你不会困扰吗
- Doesn't it bother you?
我吃点胃药就没事了
- Not if I take a little Gelusil.
噢 日记 不 一点也不介意
Oh, the diary. No! No! Not at all.
我真的很震惊你居然还看了
And I'm really shocked that you read it.
你不想听听她怎么说你的吗?
You're not interested to hear other things she had to say?
-一点也不 -嗯
- Not in the slightest. - Uh-huh.
嗯 很好随便你
Well, fine. Suit yourself.
用刀
Use the knife.
布兰琪 你在干什么?
Blanche, what are you doing?
我们不是说好不再看她日记了吗
I thought we agreed we weren't gonna read any more.
那只是因为我们再也撬不开锁了
That was only because we couldn't pry the lock off again.
然后我想起来工具抽屉里有钳子
And then I remembered we had these pliers in the tool drawer.
都闪开了 老年人们来了
Gangway. Old people comin' through.
妈 这些都是什么东西?
Ma, what is all this stuff here?
这不是什么东西 这是我的人生
This isn't stuff. This is my life.
你为什么要把你的人生带进我们的客厅?
Why are you bringin' your life into our livin' room?
他住的楼里发生了抢劫案
There have been robberies at Rocco's building.
他让我帮他保管贵重物品
- He asked me to store his valuables.
我们可没有地方放这些个东西
- We don't have enough space.
我的房间里有足够的地方 来吧 罗科
I have plenty of space in my room. Come on, Rocco.
你们进去卧室的时候 我要你们把门开着
When you go in there, I want you to leave the door open.
好的 克利弗夫人
Yes, Mrs. Cleaver.
《天才小麻烦》(1957–1963 ) 中两个孩子的母亲
嗨 姑娘们
Hi, girls.
哎呀 我的日记怎么会在这儿……
Gee, what's my diary doing here...
在一把钳子旁边?
next to a pair of pliers?
萝丝 不管你在想什么 都不是真的
Whatever it is you're thinkin', it isn't true.
那么乔治·布什并没有和他的母亲结婚
Good. Then George Bush isn't married to his mother.
小布什与其父均任总统 所以小布什的母亲被称为 总统的妻子和母亲
天啊 这比我想象的要简单
Boy, that was easier than I thought.
这把锁被人撬过了
This lock has been tampered with.
你们俩看了我的日记 对吧?
You two read my diary, didn't you?
这太卑鄙了
That's despicable.
我来告诉你什么叫卑鄙 小姐
I will tell you what is despicable, missy.
你写的那些东西
Some of the things you wrote.
这是我自己写给自己看的
This is my book for my eyes.
你无权侵犯我的隐私
You have no right to invade my privacy.
萝丝 你说了一些可怕的话
Rose, you said some terrible things.
我以为我们是朋友
I thought we were friends.
曾经是朋友了
We used to be.
我们不再是了
We're not anymore.
-怎么了?-我有个难题
- What's wrong? - I have a problem.
我觉得吧
I'll say.
你就不该停用那种脱毛剂
You should never have stopped using that depilatory.
妈 我在这呢
Ma, I'm up here.
妈 萝丝不跟我说话
Ma, Rose isn't talking to me.
趁还清净的时候好好享受好了 晚安
Enjoy it while it lasts. Now, good night.
亲爱的…嗨桃乐茜 我能和你谈谈吗?
Honey... Hi, Dorothy. Can I talk to you?
走开
No. Go away.
但是我睡不着
But I can't sleep.
那是因为萝丝不跟我说话
It's because Rose isn't talkin' to me.
我才不在乎呢 出去
I could care less. Get out.
索菲亚？
Sophia?
我不在家
I'm not in.
请哔声后留言
Wait for the beep. Then leave a message.
哔
Beep.
嗨 我是萝丝 我…
Hi. This is Rose. I...
萝丝 闭嘴 快进来
Rose, shut up and get in here.
我看你和两个背叛我的前朋友在一起
Oh. I see you're with two double-crossing ex-friends.
我一会儿再来
I'll come back later.
你以为这是什么 7- 11吗?我又不是整晚都开门
What do you think this is, the 7-Eleven? I'm not open all night.
-萝丝 我们感觉很糟糕-你们做了什么?
- Rose, we feel terrible. - What have you done?
-我们真的很抱歉-抱歉什么?
- We're really very sorry. - Sorry about what?
-抱歉可不够 我怎么能再相信你们?-信任谁?
- How can I ever trust you again? - Trust who?
在你写了那些可怕的东西之后 就不要谈信任了
Let's not talk about trust after the terrible things you wrote.
有人能给我讲讲不
- Will someone please tell me?
布兰琪和我读了萝丝的日记
- Blanche and I read Rose's diary.
她写了一些关于我们的坏话
And she wrote some terrible things about us.
你们?我没有写任何关于你们的事
About you? I didn't write anything about you.
我记日记的时候都不认识你们
I didn't even know you when I kept that diary.
你在说什么?
What are you talking about?
那是我的青少年俱乐部日记
That was my 4-H diary.
是有一年夏天我养了两头猪准备去县里的集市
I kept it one summer when I raised two pigs for the county fair.
你养了两头猪还记日记?
You kept a diary about raising two pigs?
不然还有什么办法能得到俱乐部的养猪日记徽章?
You know another way to get a 4-H pig diary badge?
我的天啊!这真是误会大了
Oh, my God! There's been a terrible misunderstanding.
我们把这事忘了怎么样?
What do you say we forget the whole thing?
不可能 我真的很生气
No way. I'm really mad.
很晚了 我累了 听好了
It's late, I'm tired, so listen up.
你要给我们讲个故事吗?
You gonna tell us a story?
不 我要做手影戏了 看到了吗?
No. Shadow puppets. See?
大象在吃花生
An elephant eating a peanut.
开心了？
Happy?
我当然要讲故事了
Of course I'm gonna tell a story.
想象一下:30年代的摩洛哥
Picture it: Morocco, the '30s.
1930年代?
The 1930s?
不 是30摄氏度 我是哪个字没说清楚
No, 30 degrees. Do I look like Willard Scott?
威拉德·斯科特 演员 嗓音浑厚沙哑
当然是20世纪30年代
Of course the 1930s.
三个好朋友在为一只骆驼讨价还价
Three close friends are haggling over a Camel.
有多少个驼峰?
How many humps?
没驼峰 我说的是骆驼烟 最后一根了
None! I'm talkin' about a cigarette. It was the last one.
好吧 不管怎样…
Well, anyway...
这和日记有什么关系?
What does this have to do with the diary?
怎么就突然上了夜间新闻节目了
Suddenly I'm on Nightline.
我只是想讲个故事
I was just tryin' to tell a story.
没有意义 索菲娅 我永远都不会原谅他们
There's no point, Sophia. I'll never be able to forgive them.
我们就不能做点什么吗?
Isn't there anything we can do?
不 没用的 我在这一点上决不让步
No. Absolutely not. I'm unyielding on this.
你就不能想出什么办法让我们成为朋友吗?
Can't you think of anything that'll make us be friends?
不 这次 你们越界了
No. This time, you've crossed the line.
如果我不能信任你们 那我们就不能做朋友
If I can't trust you, then we can't be friends.
这段关系结束了 再见
The relationship is over. Good-bye.
我走到走廊上 就已经开始想你们了
I got out in the hall, and I missed you guys already.
求你了 我们做朋友吧
Please, let's be friends.
哦 我爱你们
Oh, I love you guys.
太好了 现在都滚出去
Great. Now get out.
我们别再吵了
Oh, let's not fight anymore.
好啊!滚出去!
Fine! Get out!
你们是我最好的朋友
The best friends I've ever had.
我说了滚出去!
I said get out!
看看那些钱!
Look at all that money!
天哪 这么多的钱
Gosh, there's thousands.
这是从哪里来的呢?
Where did this come from?
罗科的袋子
Rocco's bag.
罗科哪来这么多钱?
Where did Rocco get all this money?
我不知道 但下次我们再去饭店吃饭时
I don't know, but the next time we go to the Colonel,
我要把白肉和饼干都点一遍
I'm getting all white meat and a biscuit.
我不敢相信 这里有很多很多钱
I do not believe this. There are thousands here.
妈 罗科怎么会有这么多钱?
Ma, how could Rocco have this much money?
我和你一样困惑
I'm as confused as you.
他今儿早上去银行的时候带着这个挎包
He had that satchel when he went to the bank.
索菲亚 也许你最好告诉我们到底发生了什么
Sophia, maybe you better tell us exactly what happened.
当我们到达银行时 他告诉我不要让车熄火
When we got to the bank, he told me to keep the motor running.
五分钟后 他跑了出来
Five minutes later, he ran out.
你有没有想过问他为什么要跑?
Did you think of asking why he was running?
没有啊 他因为前列腺问题正在服用利尿剂
No. The man is taking diuretics for a prostate problem.
他总是跑来跑去怕尿出来
His whole life is a 50-yard dash.
妈 他抢了银行 我要报警了
Ma, he robbed a bank. I'm calling the police.
等下 他没有抢银行 我了解罗科
No. Wait. He didn't rob that bank. I know Rocco.
他是个好人 一个正派的人一个诚实的人
He's a good man. A decent man. An honest man.
而且吻技还不错
And not a bad kisser.
你怎么解释这笔钱?
How do you explain this money?
你是管财资金库的吗?这只是间接证据
Are you a treasury agent? It's circumstantial evidence.
喂?罗科 我们在说你呢
Hello? Rocco, we were talking about you.
刚刚发生了一件有趣的事情
A funny thing just happened.
我们在你包里发现了几千美元
We found thousands of dollars in your bag,
我们想知道它是从哪里来的
and we were kinda wondering where it came from.
哦 好吧这一切都清楚了
Oh, well, right. That clears it all up.
那么 回头见
See you later, then.
他抢了银行 有人饿了吗?
He robbed the bank. Anybody hungry?
你为什么不打算报警?
You're not calling the police?
那人告诉你他抢了银行!
The man told you he robbed a bank!
他还告诉我他有充分的理由
He also told me he had a good reason.
他做这件事是为了爱
He did it for love.
男人为我做过最浪漫的事 就是让他的羊
Gee. The most any man ever did for me was getting all his sheep
躺在田野里拼出我的名字
to lie down in a field and spell out my name.
妈 报警
Ma, call the police.
不 罗科要跟我谈谈 他要过来了
No. Rocco needs to talk to me. He's coming over.
行 那我要叫警察
Fine. I'll call the police.
你要是报警我再也不跟你说话了
I'll never speak to you again.
但是 索菲娅 罗科确实承认他抢了银行
But, Sophia, Rocco did admit he robbed a bank.
是我的错
It's my fault.
他以为他可以留住我
He thought he could keep me
如果他有钱给我买昂贵的东西
if he had money to buy me expensive things.
我得说服他去自首
I gotta convince him to turn himself in.
如果他不这么做 我就自己去找警察
If he doesn't, I'll go to the police myself.
这是我最后一次为男人付出真感情
It's the last time I let a man toy with my affections.
从现在开始 我只付出肉体
From now on, it's strictly physical.
我一直都不喜欢罗科
Well, I've never been fond of Rocco,
但很明显他很在乎我妈妈
but it's obvious that he really cares about my mother.
哎 有一件事是肯定的 罗科是个浪漫的人
Boy, one thing's for sure, that Rocco is a romantic,
像他这样的人已经不多了
and there aren't many men like him left.
布兰琪
Blanche,
一个男人为你做过的最浪漫的事是什么?
what was the most romantic thing a man ever did for you?
哦 这很好说
Oh, that's easy.
乔治和我谈恋爱的时候
When George and I were courting
准备到上床的阶段了
and it was getting to the intimate stage,
我们开着他的老帕卡德去约会
we went for a date in his big old Packard.
回家的半路上 我们的车没油了
Halfway home, we ran outta gas.
天很黑 很冷
It was dark, it was cold.
所以我们紧紧地拥抱在一起
So we held each other close.
我们俩都知道 就在那一刻 这就是合体的夜晚
Both of us knew, right then and there, this was the night.
果然 我们的激情散发的热气
Sure enough, pretty soon the windows were all fogged up
很快让窗户上就满是雾气
from the heat generated by our bodies.
我们结婚后 我告诉乔治
After we were married, I told George that the only thing
唯一能让那天晚上更浪漫的是
that could've made that evening more romantic was
我们有蜡烛、酒和一条毯子就好了
if we'd had candles and wine and a big blanket.
所以 在我们结婚十周年之际
So, on our tenth anniversary,
乔治又开着那台老帕卡德
George fired up the old Packard,
我们沿着同样的路线行驶 然后我们的车没油了
and we drove along the same route, and we ran out of gas
在完全相同的地方
on exactly the same spot.
乔治说"布兰琪 你为什么不看看那棵树后面呢?"
George said, "Blanche, why don't you look behind that tree?"
于是我照做了 那里有一个篮子
So I did, and there was a basket
里面放着蜡烛和酒
With candles and wine
还有两个长柄玻璃杯和……
and two long-stem glasses and...
一条大毯子
a big blanket.
我们度过了一个完美的夜晚
We had a perfect evening.
哦 那…真美好啊 布兰琪
Oh, that is... beautiful, Blanche.
你第一次没看树后面岂不是很遗憾?
Isn't it a shame you didn't look behind the tree the first time?
你本可以拥有两个美好的夜晚的
You could have had two perfect nights.
桃乐茜 男人为你做过最浪漫的事是什么?
What's the most romantic thing a man did for you, Dorothy?
哦 好吧 那个……最浪漫的事
Oh, well, the... most romantic thing
是斯坦求婚的时候
was when Stan proposed.
他带我去了一家很贵的餐厅 然后…
He took me to a very expensive restaurant, and...
我去了洗手间 回来后
I went to the powder room, and when I returned,
有一瓶打开的唐培里侬香槟王
there was an open bottle of Dom Perignon
还有两个倒满的酒杯
and two filled glasses.
我们碰杯祝酒 然后……
And we clinked the glasses in a toast, and...
斯坦对我腼腆地笑了笑 我对他眨眨眼
Stan gave me a coy smile, and I winked at him,
然后我把香槟一饮而尽
and then I just downed the champagne in one gulp.
但是我噎住了
And it didn't go down smoothly.
后来 斯坦告诉了我
Later, Stan told me that
他把求婚戒指放在杯子里
he put my engagement ring in the bottom of the glass.
三天后它出来了
It turned up three days later.
在哪里找到的 桃乐茜?
Where'd it turn up, Dorothy?
在购物网上 萝丝
On the Home Shopping Network, Rose.
但是 桃乐茜 你得承认
But, Dorothy, you have to admit,
罗科为索菲亚所做的一切非常感人
it was very touching what Rocco did for Sophia.
如果不是重罪的话还是很感人的
If it hadn't been a felony.
但是 它仍然在告诉你
Still, it goes to show you,
头发斑白 容颜已老
hair may turn gray, your skin may wrinkle,
但还是可以浪漫依旧
but you're never too old for romance.
所以 你们两个不要放弃
So, don't give up, girls.
罗科
Rocco.
索菲娅……我是来接你的
Sophia... I came to get ya.
算了吧 你当初抢劫的时候就已经
Forget it. You kissed this pleasure palace good-bye
和我这个尤物永别了
when you stole that money.
来吧 我的车道上停着一辆全新的哈雷
Come on. I've got a brand-new Harley-Davidson in the driveway.
我不知道你会骑摩托车
I didn't know you could ride a motorcycle.
不会骑 我从经销店一路推过来的
Can't. I pushed it all the way here from the dealership.
我累坏了 我们得坐出租车走了
I'm exhausted. We're gonna have to take a cab.
别着急 我们先谈一谈
Hold your horses. We got something to talk about.
首先 你是怎么抢银行的?
First, how did you rob that bank?
啊…那是一次精彩的抢劫
Aahhh. It was a magnificent heist.
我的每个动作都像猫一般灵巧
I moved with catlike precision.
罗科 你有大麻烦了
Rocco, you're in big trouble.
明天日出前 我们就到边境以南了
By tomorrow, we'll be south of the border,
我们头顶闪闪发光的天空
sparkling skies above us,
热带的微风吹过我们的身体
tropical breezes blowing across our bodies.
索菲亚 你要来吗?
Sophia, you with me?
不
No.
索菲亚 我很失望
Sophia, I'm disappointed.
没有我一半失望
Not half as disappointed as I am.
我承认 有时候 你的故事里说你是黑帮老大
I admit, at times, your stories about being a big-shot gangster
很吸引我
seemed colorful to me,
但我觉得你不再是那个人了
but I figured you weren't that guy anymore.
就算你是 你也不适合我
And if you are, you're not for me.
真希望你早点告诉我
I wish you'd have told me that before.
索菲亚 我有些事要向你坦白
Sophia, I have some confessions to make to you.
我从来都不是黑帮老大
I was never a big-shot gangster.
我从来就不是什么大人物
I was never a big-shot nothin'.
我只是个助理厨师
All I was was an assistant cook
在…新泽西巴约讷的杂烩店
at... chowder house in Bayonne, New Jersey.
不是你以前会约会见面的那种人
Not the kind of fella you're used to goin' with.
我不想失去你所以我才编了抢劫银行的故事
I didn't wanna lose ya. That's why I made up the bank robbery.
45000美元是我一生的积蓄
$45,000 was my life savings.
我以为有了那笔钱我就可以…
I thought with that money I could...
我就可以给你值得拥有的一切
I could treat you like you oughta be treated.
像女王一样
Like a queen.
我真不敢相信
I can't believe this.
我也不敢相信那里有一扇门
I can't believe it either. There's a gate.
我差点就得疝气了
I could've got a hernia comin' over the wall!
我把一切都搞砸了 我这就从你的生活中消失
Wait. I've messed everything up. I'll just get out of your life.
我不敢相信的是你经历了这一切
What I can't believe is that you went through all this.
罗科 你总是把我当女王
Rocco, you always treat me like a queen.
过来
Come here.
布兰琪 停在了运动类上 问题是..
Okay, Blanche. You landed on sports. Here's the question.
“哪个著名的足球运动员穿连裤袜……”
"What famous football player wore panty hose..."
道格·柯洛夫 坦帕湾海盗队 在除夕夜
Doug Curloff, Tampa Bay Bucs, New Year's Eve.
我们住在机场附近的假日酒店
We were at the Holiday Inn near the airport.
完整的问题是
The complete question is,
“…在杂志广告上穿连裤袜?”
"...wore panty hose in a magazine advertisement?"
我怎么会知道?
How the hell would I know?
看一个穿连裤袜的男人 我才不需要买杂志
To see a man in panty hose, I don't have to buy a magazine.
答案是乔·纳马斯 轮到你了 萝丝
Joe Namath. Your turn, Rose.
好的 音乐史 请听题
Okay, music history. Here goes.
“莫扎特的什么著名作品
"What famous Mozart composition,
完成于1787年 是一首G大调小夜曲
"completed in 1787, is a serenade in G
由两把小提琴、中提琴、大提琴
"for two violins, viola, cello,
和低音提琴组成的四乐章?"
and double bass in four movements?"
G大调第13号小夜曲
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
回答正确 你怎么知道的?
That's right. How did you know that?
在兔八哥里他们总是在追逐的时候
They always play it during the chases
放这首曲子
on The Bugs Bunny-Roadrunner Show.
哦有……
Oh. There was...
有一次埃尔默·福德在追兔八哥
There was this one where Elmer Fudd was chasing Bugs,
他把枪对准了兔八哥画的一个洞……
and he stuck his gun down a hole that Bugs had painted...
等一下 萝丝 布兰琪 我能看看规则手册吗?
Excuse me, Rose. Blanche, could I see the rule book?
-谢谢 -啊!
- Thank you. - Ah!
今晚到此为止吧 准备睡觉了 桃乐茜?
What say we call it a night? Ready to go to bed, Dorothy?
不 我要等妈妈回来
No. I'm gonna wait up for Ma.
她和罗科出去了
She's out with Rocco.
桃乐茜 索菲亚会没事的 她是个成年人了
Oh, Dorothy, Sophia'll be fine. She's a grown woman.
你不能每天晚上都熬夜
You can't wait up every night.
你是对的 她有能力照顾好自己
You're right. She's capable of taking care of herself.
喂?妈
Hello? Ma!
你知道现在几点了吗?
Do you know what time it is?
你要干啥？肯定不行!
You're what? Oh, the hell you are!
听着 你不能在罗科家过夜
Listen, you are not spending the night at Rocco's.
只要你还住在我们家
Look. As long as you live under our roof,
你就要遵守我们的规定!
you will abide by our rules!
你刚才骂我什么？
I should do what to myself?
什么？喂?你…
What? Hello? Hel...
桃乐茜 …你妈妈还好吗?
Dorothy, is... Is your mother all right?
好得很 她一做错事 就成了我妈妈了
Oh, fine. She does something wrong, suddenly she's my mother.
翻译：古镇少年